This is Imaginary Stories, the blog of a writer who's taking a bloody long break from social media.
I'm the writer/co-creator of a critically acclaimed indie graphic novel (with Bryan Coyle), which you can buy in both print and digital editions, a mountain of short stories and those daily Zarjaz strips that have been popping up on the 2000AD Forums (complete archive here).
Let me disappoint you @lee_robson, random nonsense is on my Tumblr and I think I may actually still have a MySpace page somewhere.
Now go. Walk out the door. Don't turn around now, you ain't welcome any more.
Art by Jim Lavery.