Why Twilight is popular...



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  1. My favorite bit of Twilight is where Bella apologizes to her attackers for making them try to rape her, or possibly it's the bit where she gets shagged so hard her spine snaps, or maybe the bit where her baby grows faster than normal humans so when it's 8 years old it looks 17, thus resolving the love triangle when she goes off with the guy her mom dumped for a vampire, even though he's now in his mid-late 20s.
    Just to recap: when she turns 8 he will have sex with her and this is the happy ending of the series.

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