Are you a terrorist?

This is, apparently, a real radio advert from Talk Sport...

By that rationale, I'm actually a terrorist, because I don't socialise with the neighbours, and I tend to pay for things in cash (although I do have a bank card, but, you know, paying for a packet of Polos with a bank card would be taking the piss, I think).

I can only assume that the MI5 bods that came up with this piece of "profiling" did so at 4:45 on a Friday afternoon.

Way to build a climate of fear, MI5. I mean, really.