The Touch - Re-Touched...

I make no bones about it: Transformers: The Movie is, for my money, one of the greatest animated movies ever made; to this day, I still get a lump in my throat when Optimus Prime dies. Hey, I'll go so far as to admit that my favourite scene in the movie is when Prime turns the tide of the battle at Autobot City, while The Touch by Stan Bush is playing. Yes, the song's a big cheesy 80's soft rock lot of bollocks, but when it's backing Optimus Prime knocking seven shades of shit out a bunch of Decepticons, it's a fucking awesome tune.

So, typically, it has to be completely spoiled by Stan himself giving it a brand new Linkin Park-esque makeover for the upcoming Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen...

A rapper, Stan? Really? At your age?

Seriously, let's wipe that out of collective minds with how it should be done, eh?